Saturday, June 1, 2013

The MYC Alarm Clock

FOR SALE: An MYC (My Youngest Child) alarm clock. There's no chance of sleeping in with the MYC alarm clock. With three settings (talk, yell, and bellow) the MYC will wake you up with such familiar sounds as "Mom" "Dad" and of course crying. The MYC is especially effective on weekends, and comes with a money-back guarantee when paired with a baby monitor (my personal set up). Never sleep in again with the MYC alarm clock! Act now and get a coupon for 10% off a vasectomy. No refunds. CAUTION: The MYC is effective only for a few years. If too much time passes, some owners will forget its effectiveness and seek out a new model.